| porn site: are you over the age of eighteen? |
| fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes* |
| porn site: |
| fifteen year old: |
| cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN |
| fifteen year old: *starts crying* |
| cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH |
Shit Tina Fey’s Five Year Old Daughter Says
funniest girl in the world
(via mindlesshumor)
hi look what we did to our dorm elevator
ok thats actually really funny
when ur stomach growls in class and everyone thinks u farted
(via assgod)
